Breaking News : Kohli-Anushka Marriage Canceled
Twitter pokes fun at India’s misery against Srilanka
The jokes are blasting on Twitter regarding ODI at Sri Lanka in Dharamsala. As the seamers rattled the Men in Blue from the word go. The top 5 batsmen including stand-in skipper Rohit Sharma, failed to even reach the double-digit mark as the visitors bowled with pace and venom. After losing five wickets in 16 overs, Mahendra Singh Dhoni (65, 10 × 4, 2 x 6 in 87 balls) teamed up with Kuldip Yadav (19, 4 × 4 in 25 balls) saves India and kept 112 target to Sri Lanka team. Totally Indian team took 38.2 overs to make such score. Instead, the tourism team lost 3 wickets for 20.4 overs and reached the target.
2 .. 0 .. 9 .. 0 .. 2 .. India’s top-5 batsmen scorer. 10-4-13-4 .. 5-2-8-1 .. Lakmal and Mathews statistic with new ball bowlers. This is enough to say about India performance.
Satire’s on Kohli marriage and India team lose against Sri Lanka in twitter
Breaking News: Virat Kohli-Anushka Sharma’s wedding was postponed. BCCI has announced that Kohli will join the team in the evening.
Just in: kohli-anushka marriage called off, Kohli was asked by Shastri immediately to report to dressing room
— Utopian Mogul (@UtopianMogul) December 10, 2017
News Release: Kohli-Anushka marriage canceled Ravi Shastri ordered that Kohli should immediately report in dressing room.
— Naveen Samy (@ImNsamy) December 10, 2017
‘Anushka Sharma: I can not live without you
Virat Kohli: I too
Virat Kohli with Indian team: No one was invited. Anushka said this.
Indian team: So, we will not bat today
While some criticize India, some supports them. ‘Winning in the game is common. Sometimes these disasters come. In fact, it is not possible to dismiss any of the earlier performances. Some of the people over acting in social media in the name of satires.
India innings: Rohit (c) Dikwella (b) Lakmal 2; Dhawan LB (b) Mathews 0; Shreyas Iyer (b) Pradeep 9; Dinesh Karthik LB (b) Lakmal 0; Manish Pandey (c) Mathews (b) Lakmal 2; Dhoni (c) Multiplication (B) Tisara Pereira 65; Hardy Pandya (c) Matthews (b) Pradeep 10; Bhubaneswar (c) Dikwella (b) Lakmal 0; Kuldeep (Stumped) Dikwella (b) Dhananjaya 19; Bumra (b) complain; Chahal not out 0; Extras 5
Total: (Allout in 38.2 overs) 112;
Fall of wickets: 1-0, 2-2, 3-8, 4-16, 5-16, 6-28, 7-29, 8-70, 9-87;
Bowling: Lakmal 10-4-13-4; Matthews 5-2-8-1; Pradeep 10-4-37-2; Tesara Pereira 4.2-0-29-1; Dhananjaya 5-2-7-1; 4-1-16-1
Sri Lanka innings: Gunatilaka(c) Dhoni (b) Bumra 1; Taranga (c) Dhawan (b) Pandya 49; Tirimane (b) Bhubaneshwar 0; Matthews not out 25; Dikwella not out 26; Extras 13
Total: (3 wickets in 20.4 overs) 114;
Fall of wickets: 1-7, 2-19, 3-65;
Bowling: Bhubaneswar 8.4-1-42-1; Bumra 7-1-32-1; Pandya 5-0-39-1
Man of the Match : Lakmal with four wickets